The Absurd Story Of How Some Genius Crashed Into The Same Home Three Times With Two Different Cars
“ … High Driver Crashes Into House … Three Times … With Two Different Vehicles,” the California Highway Patrol’s Marin-area office writes on its Facebook wall before continuing: “The details of the call were so strange that we started our response not really knowing exactly what had just happened.” Buckle up for an absolutely absurd story.
Jalopnik’s tips line just received from a random reader an email with“double whammy … literally!” in the subject line, and nothing but a link to the CHP-Marin Facebook page in the body. After clicking that and being relieved that it actually took me to the CHP page and not to some strange pornography site, I read what has to be the most absurd crime story I’d seen in a long time.
It all begins roughy a half an hour north of San Francisco in San Rafael, sometime before 3 A.M. As CHP-Marin puts it, someone apparently under the influence of something drove a Ford Mustang into a fence, and then tried driving away, only to crash into a house.
