You Know You're a StangBanger When ...
You Know You're a StangBanger When ...
1. Someone mentions the words "Fox" or "Coyote", and you first think of a Mustang.
2. You spend more time washing and detailing your Stang than you do bathing and grooming yourself.
3. Your 15-year old Mustang sits in your garage, while your brand-new SUV is in the driveway.
4. You remove your back-seat to save weight, but wouldn’t consider going on a diet instead.
5. You hate Camaros with a passion, but can’t really explain why.
6. You plan your annual family vacation around a Mustang Show.
7. Gifts for you are usually gifts for your Stang.
8. You understand Torque vs HP and WHP vs BHP, but failed Physics in High School.
9. You can convert liters to cubic inches on the fly, but have trouble balancing your checkbook.
10. You turn off whatever you are listening to so you can better hear the exhaust of a nearby Stang.
11. You know that “Terminator” and “Predator” are not just Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
12. The only “Voodoo that you do” is sitting between the shock towers of your Shelby 350/R.
13. You think lists like this are stupid, but agree with everything listed.
… Are You a StangBanger?